What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

whats worse than gill? nothing

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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