- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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