- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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