- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

A man walks into a vagina

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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