- Anti Joke

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.