- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why are trees green? I have no idea

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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