- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A paralysed man falls over.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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