The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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