Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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