Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Neither have I

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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