Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Knock knock *open*

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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