what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

save me from the nothing ive become

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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