Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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I literally died laughing

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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