- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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