- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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