- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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