why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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whats 7+4? 74

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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