- Anti Joke

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

my egg roll

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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