So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Amazing

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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WILLY

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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