Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Knock knock *open*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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A sober Irish individual.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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