- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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