So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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sucks Syntax...

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What is the difference?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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your face

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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