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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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