your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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