Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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