Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Women's rights

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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