- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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