Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

thumb_up thumb_down +10

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

thumb_up thumb_down +10

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why does the man appear fat he is

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops