What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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