- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

I have aids

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

I don't get it

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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