- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Women's rights

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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