What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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