- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

. . I am a whale

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's brown and sticky? Anal

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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