Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What would u like to drink?

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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here kitty kitty

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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