- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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