- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Nickelback

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

your mum

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

mexicans fishing

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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