- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

men, men like men= men+bed

The game.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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