- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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