Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Homo say what?

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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