Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Your mother just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Laugh.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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