What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

haha black people :D

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did Washington say to California? WC

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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