Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

womens rights

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

You having friends.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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