What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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THE GAME

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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