Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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I <3 Hitler

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