- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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