Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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