Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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