what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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I read the terms of service.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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