- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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