I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A jew enters a mall.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You tell me. I have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Waffles ate my grandma

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops