Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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