- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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