- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Poker face

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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