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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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