- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why? Why not?

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

mitchell palmer sucks

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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