why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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