The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Invisible Children Foundation.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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