What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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feminists.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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