What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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