- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Sex vagina. lol.

Penis

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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