- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Your face

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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