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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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