*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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I'm Coming

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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