A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Shea's sty....

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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