Women's rights.

A French man gets into a fight

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

I am a women

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

whats brown and booky a book.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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