Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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