A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Ben Corbishley

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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poo

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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