If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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