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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

A man walks into a bar

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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