- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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